Regina Phalange.

Heey Stepps :) how you doin'? Bom, muitos de vocês nos pediram para postar aqui as famosas músicas da Phoebe, e claro que atendemos a esses pedidos, né? Além de colocar as músicas disponíveis para download, achamos que também seria legal se colocássemos as letras e algumas coisas sobre a  nossa Friend #Phoebe, o que acham? So, here we go! Vamos parar de enrolar e vamos baixar, gente! haha aproveitem o novo post e se alguém quiser mandar idéias ou comentar alguma coisa (elogio e críticas!) só nos dizer, ok! Obrigada pela força que vocês tem dado pra nós! xx.
 

PHOEBE BUFFAY

    Phoebe Buffay, também conhecida como Regina Phalange, é uma hippie feliz, que foi caracterizada por roupas muito coloridas e alegres como sua personalidade. Ama incensos e é contra a globalização. É também vegetariana, já que ama todos os animais e por isso acha que não deve comê-los (apesar de ter tido vontade de comer carne em sua gravidez). Uma de suas manias é mastigar cabelo, mas quem não tem suas manias, não é? Ela não acredita na teoria da evolução e isso já rendeu uma discussão com Ross.

    Seu pai, Frank Buffay, abandonou a família quando ela era jovem (mas mais tarde ela o encontra e ele canta uma curiosa canção de ninar no ritmo de Smelly Cat, o que prova que ele é seu verdadeiro pai) e sua mãe suicidou na cozinha (ela sempre usa essa desculpa pra conseguir o que quer). Phoebe tem uma irmã gêmea chamada Ursula com a qual não se dá muito bem. Ursula é artista de filme pornô e usava o nome da irmã para isso.  Elas foram criadas pelo padrasto que acabou sendo preso.

    Aos 14 anos foi morar nas ruas e roubava as pessoas (uma delas foi Ross). Morou um tempo num carro Gremlin com um homem chamado Rudy que conversava com suas próprias mãos. Interessante lembrar que ela teve hepatite porque um cafetão cuspiu em sua boca.

    Phoebe também toca violão e compõe suas próprias músicas que são as mais sinceras do mundo. Tocava com uma amiga, Leslie, que a abandonou para fazer jingles (elas se reencontram, mas a parceria não volta). Mais tarde, Phoebe descobre que tem um irmão, Frank Jr. Vai atrás dele e o conhece. Aceita ser barriga de aluguel para ele e sua mulher Alice (que devido a idade é arriscado ter filhos). Dessa gravidez nescem os trigêmeos: Leslie, Chandler (que é uma menina) e Frank Jr. Jr. Casou-se com um patinador gay para que ele conseguisse o green card. Mais tarde, descobriu que ele era hétero.

    Durante um certo tempo morou em Praga. Um dia ela descobriu a aromaterapia e a massagem, e depois disso passou a morar com Monica. Deixou-a pra morar com a avó, lembrando que Monica é maníaca por organização. Foi levando as coisas pro apartamento da avó aos poucos e Monica não percebeu nem quando não havia mais cama. Ainda houve uma ocasião em que Rachel foi morar com ela, mas o apartamento foi incendiado e acabou sendo reformado com apenas um quarto, então Rachel foi morar com Joey e Phoebe ficou morando sozinha (ou com Denise, sua suposta companheira de quarto, imaginária).

 

    Cada um dos seis amigos tem um curioso nome do meio, mas Phoebe, por ter sido abandonada pelo pai, não sabe seu nome completo. Foi muito apaixonada por David, um cientista que foi para Minsk na virada do ano a deixando sozinha. Eles ficavam quando ele voltava pra visitar a cidade.

    Uma vez Phoebe pede pra Joey encontrar um homem pra ela e Joey esquece e mente que encontrou uma tal de Mike, então para ela não descobrir, ele vai a um restaurante e grita ‘Mike’ e acaba encontrando um Mike que quebra a idéia de que ela nunca teve um relacionamento sério (nem mesmo com Virkam, haha). Eles se casam na última temporada. No dia do casamento estava tão frio que ela foi sua própria peça azul haha, FIM! :)

#todofadefriends deve conhecer as musicas da phoebe para cantar junto com ela (clique no nome da música para baixá-la): 

12 Years Old And Addicted to Pork

Twelve years old and addicted to pork,
No one thought Monica would marry.
She knew her way around a knife and a fork...

 

A Few Of My Favorite Things

Raindrops on roses
and rabbits and kittens
Bluebells and sleighbells
and something with mittens
la la la la la la something and noodles with string
These are a few...

 

Argentina Song

And there’s a country called Argentina
It’s a place I’ve never seen
But I'm told for fifty pesos
You can buy a human spleeeeen
Human spleen!
Olé!

 

Babies

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry...

Barnyard Animals

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Noooowwwww chickens!

Bi-sexuals

Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
Then there are bi-sexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
La-la-la-la-la-la...

Blackout

New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me that is not scary
Cause I stay away from dairy
La-la-la-la-la-la...

Crazy Underwear

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Crazy underwear...

Cremated Mother

My mother's ashes,
even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little yellow jar
And sometimes when it's breezy
Or when I'm feeling sneezy
And now I... 

Crusty Old Man

...And the crusty old man said "I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas

Don't

There'll be times when you get older
And you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But DON'T
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
That's another thing that you don't wanna do

Don't Take No For An Answer

Bam-bam, don't take no for an answer.
Bam-bam, don't let love fly away.
Bam-bam-bam-bam..

Double-Jointed Boy

He was a double, double, double-jointed boy

Emma

Emma!
Your name poses a dilemma.
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma!
Maybe the actor Richard Crenna,
He played the commanding officer in Rambo.
Happy birthday Emma!

Endless Love (Duet with Chandler)

(Chandler) I’ll hold you close in my aaarms.
I can’t resist your charm. And loooove....
(Phoebe joins in) Looooove...
I’ll be a foool for youuuu. I’m sure, you know I don’t mind.
(Chandler) No you know I don’t mind.
(Chandler & Phoebe) And yes! You mean the world the world to meeee. Oooh...
(Chandler) I know.
(Phoebe) I know.
(Chandler) I’ve found.
(Phoebe) I've found...
(Chandler & Phoebe) in youuuu, my endless looov...
My endless looove....
looove....
love....
(Chandler) looove
(Phoebe) love
(Chandler) looove....

First Time I Met Chandler

First time I met chandler
I thought he was gay
but here I am singing
on his wedding daaaay

Grandma

Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la-la...

Holiday Song

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!

In the Shower

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song.
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
And Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.

Jingle B*tch

Jingle b*tch screwed me over!
Go to hell jingle whore!
Go to hell Go to hell.
Go to hell-hell-hell.

Little Black Curly Hair

I found you in my bed...
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery
Little black curly hair
Little black curly hair
Little black, little black,
Little black, little black,
Little black curly hair

Little Fetus

Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas

Love

 Love is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love oh your love, your love
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La-la-la-la-la- La-la-la-la...

My Coma Guy

You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have go to say...

Paper Maché

 And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man

Parading Goats

Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats.

 

Smelly Cat (Everybody Singing)

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
It may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noses.

Snowman

 I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin',
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La lalala la la la la lalala la la...

Stephanie

Stephanie,
Knows all the Cords...

Sticky Shoes

Leslie: My best shoes, so good to me.
I wear them everyday.
Down at the heel, holes in the toes.
Don’t care what people say.
My feet’s best friends, pals to the end.
With them I’m one hot chicky.
Though late one night, not much light, I....

Phoebe: I stepped in something icky.

Phoebe and Leslie: Sticky shoes, sticky shoes,
always make me smile.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes,
next time I’ll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.

Sun Comes Up

Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming!
And the moon comes...

Terry's a Jerk

 Terry's a jerk
And he won't let me work
And I hate Central Perk!

The 66 Colors of my Bedroom

...fuschia and mauve
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom

The Food Here At Javu

The food here at Javu...will kill you!
The food here at Javu...will kill you!

(Monica) Oh thank God, I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
(Phoebe) You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic's not going to overuse itself.

The Woman Smelled Like Garbage

It wasn’t just that she was fat,
The woman smelled like garbage!
Everyone!
It wasn’t just that she was fat,
The woman smelled like gaaaarbage!
Classy huh?

They Found Their Bodies

And they found their bodies the very next day
They found their bodies the very next day...

Thought Phoebe Would Leave

We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed.
That’s right, I’m here all night, and Chandler will never get l…

Tiny Tarzan

 Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair.
Swinging with the greatest of ease…

Two Heart Attacks

It only takes two heart attacks
to finally make you see
one of them won't do it
but the second will set you free
Tell all your hate and anger
it's time to say good bye
and that is just what I will do
as soon as those bastards I work for die
Lalalalalalalalalala...

Two of Them Kissed Last Night

There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.

(time passes by)

Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decide

When I Play

When I play, I play for me
I don't need your charity.
La la la la la la la....

Whenever I Get Married

Whenever I get married
Guess who I won't ask to sing!
Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!!!

Who's Gonna Perform the Ceremony

Who will perform the ceremony!
Who will perform the cer...

     Bom, é isso, Steppes! :) espero meeesmo que vocês tenham gostado! Baixem as músicas e vamos cantar com a Phoebe, hein! Mais idéias, é só nos mandar, você sabem! Muito obrigado e bye!

Postado por: @marcela_or